Things I wish I said - Windows Live


VIDEO STORE GUY	"I am not paying my fines"

SANTA CLAUS	"You should have dyed those dark eyebrows white, because this whole charade has fallen through for me"

CASSEROLE	"You are the most horrendous, naive, dramatic, thick-witted person to have contaminated part of my life, and you only believe in God because nobody else likes you"

DAN SALECICH	"You are annoying and I don't like your haircut"

FRED	"Miaow"

MOTHER	"The tyranny of your household with regards to bed-making has come to such that I am burning all beds so that we may all live up to your standards"