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Glass	When glass breaks, the cracks move at speeds up to 3000 miles per hour. So, to enhance speed, take crack.

Foetal Killers	According to the wrapping on my sanitary napkin, the human foetus develops fingerprints at approximately 3 months gestation. So, if you're an unhappy twin, minimise the evidence by doing the deed at 2 months.

Save Ferri(t)s	A female ferret can die if she goes on heat and cannot find a mate. Unfortunately Loraine C'bell is not a ferret.

Colouring	On average, children between the ages of two and seven colour for 28 minutes every day.

Forgive me Walmart, for I have sinned.	The bible is the #1 shoplifted book in America.

Swords	The bench in the middle of a westminster parliament is 2.5 swordlengths long. This was originally done for safety, in case the parliament and opposition got in a heated argument. WORDS are an anagram of SWORD, and they can hurt just as much.

Penii	A barnacle has the largest penis of any animal in relation to its size. Both Prince Harry and Prince William are uncircumcised.

Professor America	Only 55% of Americans know that the sun is a star.

Wipe where?	In Malaysia it is illegal for restaurants to substitute table napkins with toilet paper. Repeat offenders go to jail.

Lips me on the kiss... dammit!	If you use predictive text on your mobile phone, you are able totype both LIPS and KISS with the same button combination. I figured that out by myself! Please see random photo link.

Octo-pie	When reaching for food, most of the octopus' movements are programmed in its arms, not its brain. A certain neurological disorder can cause an octopus to eat itself.

Chameleon...where?	A blind chameleon still changes its colour to match its surroundings. It's the blind one, but you can't see it either.

Tom Cruise	Before he changed it, Tom Cruise's real name was Thomas Mapother. An anagram of that name is "Aah! Hot sperm, Tom!"

How to make friends	When CBS broadcasted the first television show in colour, nooneother than CBS owned a colour television set.